DILEMMA
It’s 2 am. I’m reading a paper that my mathematician friend has just sent around asking me what I think he should entitle it. He gives me four suggestions:
1. "On the magnetic immortality of launching operations from the Kourou Space Center";
2. "Life is a mystery but LL must stand alone in four sections and one appendix";
3. "The shortest way to becoming a full professor is being launched in space completely naked: a rigorous proof";
4. "To be Lipschitz or not, that is the question. The answer is maybe."
As I’m looking intently at the paper, which is his major breakthrough since he started thinking about it in 98 – you can also get a glimpse of it in the fragment below – I’m thinking: if I’m not going to understand this until 5 am, which is in 3 hours, I’m going to hang myself by my own artificial tongue. Meanwhile we can call the paper: “On orbiting around the category theory BWV 51 Jauchzet Gott in Allen Landen where we relate the existence of extensions of Lipschitz functions to the existence of ends and coends for functors precisely in M51 - The Whirlpool Galaxy in Canes Venatici.”
1. "On the magnetic immortality of launching operations from the Kourou Space Center";
2. "Life is a mystery but LL must stand alone in four sections and one appendix";
3. "The shortest way to becoming a full professor is being launched in space completely naked: a rigorous proof";
4. "To be Lipschitz or not, that is the question. The answer is maybe."
As I’m looking intently at the paper, which is his major breakthrough since he started thinking about it in 98 – you can also get a glimpse of it in the fragment below – I’m thinking: if I’m not going to understand this until 5 am, which is in 3 hours, I’m going to hang myself by my own artificial tongue. Meanwhile we can call the paper: “On orbiting around the category theory BWV 51 Jauchzet Gott in Allen Landen where we relate the existence of extensions of Lipschitz functions to the existence of ends and coends for functors precisely in M51 - The Whirlpool Galaxy in Canes Venatici.”
Comments
I know that it doesn't look much, it is just a stupid inequality, but each term in it is a top of a mountain.
James