ROSEBUD

‎8th of March. A day of new realizations. I go to the bathroom. I pull down my panties. I read the label: Cecilia Classics. It occurs to me that I've been wearing these panties for 10 years now, and not once did I see that before. WOW. Saint Cecilia's spirit has been upon me all these years and I never knew it! I decide that it must be the rosebud in the sublime Chardonnay Naledi that enabled this epiphany. Galileo was right: "wine is sunlight held together by water." Enjoy your women's day.